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Entries in Apocalypse (5)

Tuesday
Apr042006

Latest sign of the Apocalypse

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Paris Hilton being considered to play Mother Theresa in upcoming feature film.
As Norm MacDonald says, "who needs punchlines when you have the word crackwhore?" Apparently Courtney Love and Shannon Doherty were too busy to attend auditions. In related news Kid Rock will be playing Pimp John Paul II in the new Broadway musical, Pimpin' the V.

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