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Tuesday
Apr042006

Latest sign of the Apocalypse

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Paris Hilton being considered to play Mother Theresa in upcoming feature film.
As Norm MacDonald says, "who needs punchlines when you have the word crackwhore?" Apparently Courtney Love and Shannon Doherty were too busy to attend auditions. In related news Kid Rock will be playing Pimp John Paul II in the new Broadway musical, Pimpin' the V.

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Reader Comments (5)

And folks thought it was bad when Keanu Reeves played Buddha! What is it with these useless rich girls...can't we exile them to Hollywood Squares or something? "I'll take Tori Spelling to block!"
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterLady T
Jesus H. Christ. I thought I was on top of things in Hollywood. Just goes to show me...
Glad your site is back up...don't know why I couldn't get on for a while. You crack me up.
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterkathie
Hmmm. Maybe I'm having technical difficulties. I'll have to get on the bat-phone and check in with the uber-nerds.
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJamie
I'm not Catholic, but I feel so offended by that picture.
April 7, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterdana
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour.
This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap. "
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children - he's trying to catch up on his sleep."

I cried from laughter
Sorry, if not left a message on Rules.
May 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMelissik

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