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Apr032006

Who's up for some urinal soccer?

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It's great to be a guy. Not only can you pee standing up, but now you can score a hattrick next time you're in the loo. This explains all those awkward times I've been at a pub and overheard "GOAL!" coming from the men's room.

(And a special shout-out to Kevin and Maryke who are following Team USA to Germany for the World Cup!) 

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April 3, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterm.g. tarquini
I'm dating myself but this reminds me of that old SNL thing on the "ladies room" do you guys have a sleazy lounge singer and skeet shooting as well?

By the way, thanks for the comment on my page and if you ever want to do a stint as guest luncher please let me know.

Emily
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterEmilyk
Thanks for stopping by Emily. I'd love to do a stint as guest luncher, but would need someplace to actually go for lunch. When I lived in Hawaii, maybe. Out here in Montana I'm hard pressed to find anything that doesn't come with a side of beef attached.

April 4, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterjamie
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAdam Hurtubise
Shy bladders need not apply.
April 4, 2006 | Registered CommenterJamie
Wow. That looks like fun! Thanks alot for awakening my long-slumbering penis envy. ;)
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJess
More evidence men need direct instructions to do anything well...errrr....sorry. Didn't REALLY mean that.
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterkathie
This reminds me of a time-tested potty training trick. You put cheerios in the bowl and tell your son to try to hit it so he learns to aim. If that's the JV version, I guess the soccer urinal is the big leagues.
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJaye Wells
That would really help around the office. Some of the guys here, well, I think their equipment is in need of service.
April 4, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel Hatadi
You would have to put something like that up. Now Kevin is going to want to remodel the bathroom. I've already let him take over the basement with jerseys, books and a huge foosball table! We even have a World Cup '94 poster over the fireplace. ;)
April 5, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMaryke
Hey Jamie, you crack me up. I love the Paris & Mother Thresa. The soccer thingy is funny as well, great stuff.
April 6, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterLisab

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